((The screen shows nothing but black, and the only sound is the rushing whisper of white noise. Then a voice is heard, muffled and distorted but barely understandable.))"...great deal of REM activity, sir. We suspect he's slipped into a mako dream ( Read more... )

So!

Here I am, alive and well in my future... alive, at any rate. 'Well' is still debatable, seeing as I'm kinda stuck in a hospital until I get some energy back. Magic can't always instantly fix everything, apparently. Who knew?

The point is, I'm bored. I don't have the strength to do much but lie here, watch TV, and poke at the computer. ( Read more... )

((All of the following is hackable if you've got the skillz. I discussed the borrowing of the world-hopping car with Setine a couple of weeks ago. I hope it's still OK <3))

[Locked to Lazard]
I'm sorry, dear heart. I won't be home for dinner. I'll be taking Zack to Healin Lodge, so you're welcome to meet me there.

[Locked to Rufus and Dark]It's ( Read more... )

[The sounds are distant and somewhat muffled, like when a phone is activated in someone's pocket by accident. Zack's voice can be heard chattering away happily about something, but the words are indistinct. There is a brief pause, and then more clearly ( Read more... )

Email To: Director Lazard ( Read more... )

Okay, so if you knew the world was gonna end, and the only known chance for it to survive was for you to walk yourself into your own death, would you do it? Even if the chances of it working at all were tiny, and would otherwise mean an incredibly messy and painful death for you and the helpless friend you're trying to protect ( Read more... )

((A few shuffling noises are heard, followed by a grunt and a pained sound.))Aw, shit, I'm sorry Cloud. Damn it, you're bleeding again. Here, lemme fix that bandage for you. No worries, it's just a surface scrape, and once I sleep a bit I'll have the energy to cast Cure for you ( Read more... )

Somebody remind me why I'm still cleaning up Shinra's fucking messes?

Oh, right, because otherwise the planet gets destroyed. Damn it.

One of these days I swear I'm just gonna let the shit hit the fan. Maybe if something actually comes back to bite them on the ass, they'll learn a lesson.

Well, since my choices are between 1) believing this whole comm is a big prank pulled by Tseng of all people, 2) believing that this is all a crazy mako dream and I'm still stuck in the lab, or 3) this place is for real... I choose option 3 ( Read more... )

[posted anonymously to Shinra's network and copied to DDD]So, you know that joke where everybody thought somebody was dead and the guy says 'guess I didn't get the memo'? Well, somebody forgot to give me the memo ( Read more... )